Saturday, January 29, 2011

I WONDER...IF YOU WOULD LOVE ME MORE IN SICILY THAN OSLO

There’s a very popular idea floating around the psychology community that temperature effects perception; it’s the idea that physically being warm could make you mentally perceive that someone else has a warm personality.
This has been tested in a variety of different scenarios. Some participants were casually asked to hold a hot coffee or iced coffee, while the tester retrieved the survey from his brief case. Others were confronted with a warm or cold room where they filled out forms and a few shook hands with cold handed and warm handed strangers. As far as reporting goes, in magazines and blogs, all of the tests seem to be conclusive. Of course, the studies that didn’t find the same results probably wouldn’t be a very interesting read and no one would hear about them. Personally, I’m a little skeptical; but it doesn’t help that I performed the test my self with very dull results.
The idea, though, is fascinating. How words in languages that are used to describe temperature are also used to describe people’s personalities; they are these very tangible words that are used to describe abstract things. I’m especially curious of how many different languages use this type of concrete to abstract communication, but I have no idea how to find that out.
I’m also curious how significant the difference is. Say you’re doing a business transaction in Cancun rather than Sweden. Would the one in the warm country go more smoothly with better communication and results? Do honey moons in cold locations stir more conflict in the relationship than those in a warm location? How far does the knowledge reach into real world applications?
I don’t have an answer- it was a rhetorical question.

I WONDER...ABOUT MY ABILITY TO USE LEGOS TO RULE THE WORLD

Really, I would like to rule the world with a team of Lego nukes, but sadly they would just be empty plastic missiles. Because of this sad fact, my ingenious take over will have to be performed via other methods. Yet with an unlimited supply of Lego's that litter the attics of every child's home in America, something useful needs to be built out of these bad boys.
This sounds like a huge task, but fear not future minions; Lego has a fantastic downloadable builder so you can make all of your Lego dreams come true! LEGO CREATOR
Legos have other uses besides world take over; one of the uses could be art. Take this Lego obsessed man, Nathan Sawaya. "He left his lawyer job in NY to become a master Lego builder. Sawaya now has a studio in the big Apple with over 1.5 million Lego bricks which he uses to create jaw dropping structures..." Check out this master Lego sculptor and his marvelous creations (I'm commissioning him to make my future thrown)

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

I WONDER...ABOUT LOVING COLLECTION OF NEUROTRANSMITTERS

What is love? The butterflies and tachycardia that cause us to feel nauseous and head over heals for some cute boy (or girl), what is that? Of course, I’m talking about this from a neurological perspective. What chemicals are being released that cause humans to want to be with someone else, and even marry them with plans for the long haul.
Don’t worry, readers, for I have the answer! It’s these pretty little chemicals called neurotransmitters that are transferred threw neurons in the brain and affect the rest of the body.
The first neurotransmitter, which causes the immediate crush among other behaviors like addiction, reward, and regret, is called Dopamine. It’s the chemical that makes you feel good in your brain, and when you see your crush, dopamine is secreted. Dopamine is the feeling of euphoria and pleasure; the reason for over heated love poetry and cheesy pop songs. Dopamine is very similar to the rush after taking a large volume of cocaine- it is literally the love drug.
Next is norepinephrine. After dopamine triggers the happy center, norepinephrine is the true passion. It is secreted so that you can focus on that special person. It’s what causes your heart to race, the butterflies in your stomach, and the physical aspects of attraction.
Yet, the sad fact is that dopamine and norepinephrine can not be continually secreted safely. There have been studies that induced constant flows of dopamine in rats, which gave them a constant euphoric high. So euphoric, in fact, that they forgot to eat or drink and died of dehydration half a foot away from their water bottles. So the first two chemicals can’t provide a lasting relationship, but the feeling of content that comes after knowing someone for a long time is caused by oxytocin.
This combination of these three neurotransmitters creates love. Dopamine, norepinephrine, and oxytocin- isn’t it romantic?

PS- the pictures are of photomicrographs of the neurotransmitters

Sunday, January 23, 2011

I WONDER...WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO LIVE IN A CARTOON VERSION OF MY LIFE

I'm sorry dear readers that I'm doing two video posts in a row, but I couldn't resist the temptation of posting this. I can't wait to see this movie; I'm a sucker for whimsical animation :)

Saturday, January 22, 2011

I WONDER...ABOUT THE LIFE OF A CYBORG



I think the main reason that I like this video so much, is because people make a big deal about how technology is ruining us; how it's ruining or bodies, our brains, our lives. First, their is no possibility that technology is ruining our lives. No one MUST use a cell phone, Facebook, or any kind of technology. We decide the technology we use and if we will let it ruin us, and that is what this charming woman is warning us of.
Secondly, technology isn't ruining our brains, it's changing them. With the great influx of information we are smarter now than we have ever been before, and this is why our connectedness to society is a wonderful thing. We are not limited to the number of books we have in our homes or local libraries; we are not limited to local news; we have options and possibilities, so our only opponent for knowing more is time.
We're different now, but we are not worse than our ancestors- with technology, we are better.

Monday, January 17, 2011

I WONDER...ABOUT THE CHUBBY MAN AT THE END OF THE RUNWAY

It is true that sometimes the artist is more of a masterpiece than their art. That their personality shines brighter than the canvas, pages, fabric and whatnot. I can think of a couple off the bat- Any Warhol, Mark Twain, and who I'd like to focus on- Alber Elbaz. Alber is the head designer at the house of Lanvin (pronounced Lawn-van) and the teddy bear of the fashion world. He is just like a teddy bear, except that when you squeeze him he doesn't say I love you, but instead sprouts little beautiful nothings like, “If it’s not edible, it’s not food. If it’s not wearable, it’s not fashion.” Or how about the classic, "Men are beautiful and women are strong?" He also comes in a suit, philosopher glasses, and a giant yellow bow tie! Buy one now on amazon.com. Not really, but a girl can dream. Here's a video of Alber rolling out his teachings to The New York Times.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

I WONDER...ABOUT QUOTING AND "QUOTING" WHILE LOUNGING AND "LOUNGING"

A reoccurring question that has flitted throughout my adolescence has been the origin of the ability to make true and absolute claims. The, what has seemed to me, allusive capability to take things that are abstract, unintelligible and make them concrete; for example, while I was scanning a book at the library I came across a quote on love, an abstraction that many people have tried countless times to put into a box and label. The quote read, “The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.” To this quote I nodded and read on thinking of how beautifully the comparison was made. Beside the quote lay another, which was shorter yet equally valued in the same text, “Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.” In comparison, this quote was silly. It was false in my eyes compared to the undoubted truth in the previous line. Why was this? Both stated about love something that I could not prove, for love is abstract and personal; if I could not prove it, I reasoned, how could Carl Jung or Charles M. Schulz, creators of the two quotes, have any expertise over one another on this same area?
The idea of expertise began to grow into a fascination. Who are these people making outlandish claims about the world when they themselves have as much factual evidence on love and creativity and being and self as I do? Are they older? Are they more educated? And more importantly, do I have the capability to make these wild and un-factual claims as well?
The end question is especially important because I had hit the time in my life where I should be able to start putting things together; my goal in life is X and I will do it by perusing Y and I will live with Z in my heart. What would the rest of my life be defined by? What word, what quote, would sum me up in a pretty little equation?
The sad thing is that we are too complex for pretty little equations that Einstein pulls from his hair; and life is too abstract to pin down in one hundred and forty characters or less. The truth is no truth; but how can we live with that? How can we live without a definition?
We can’t: that’s the simple answer. We need a word, a phrase, anything to guide us that seems greater than ourselves. We are bound by the words and transfixed by their meaning. We hear them, we swallow them, and then regurgitate them when needed all over the web and texts and books and yoga classrooms and school walls. It’s the sad replacement for a lack of an answer to a large and grandiose question, but it’s all we’ve really got. So I’ll leave you with another inspiring quote to fill the blank space where your love for quotes used to be: “I pick my favorite quotations and store them in my mind as ready amour, offensive or defensive, amid the struggle of this turbulent existence.”- Robert Burns

Saturday, January 8, 2011

I WONDER...ABOUT LITTLE CEE-TEES, MANY LITTLE CEE-TEES

I've always loved Björk because she is a genius, and I mean genius the way the ancients used it. As little house elves that lived in artists' walls and when an artist was working on a painting they would run up and rub their fairy juice on it and make it a good painting. She is one of these geniuses that has come out of peoples walls and onto your TV to tell you about how to not be lied to by poets by reading danish books. I know that doesn't make any sense- I'm trying to get you to watch this video!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

I WONDER...ABOUT THE VALUE OF EXPRESSION AND CHEESY TITLES

THE VALUE OF EXPRESSION- this is an A+ paper. It deserves your worship. ;)- this is another wink to let you know I'm kidding- you should worship the writer. (notice the lack of winky face)

Rocking back and forth on my feet I looked into the dark black box that housed a vibrant, messy sketch, illuminated by yellow lights and camera flashes. Its brown paper was dismally unprofessional, cut near the middle and taped together with poor accuracy. The soft shapes of a woman’s body were etched into the paper with the harshest of black lines; its width putting a dark halo around her figure. A towel was twirled on top of her head and a bath tub sat in the bottom right corner as a block of grey dust. Inside the protective box, where no harsh light could fade toxic chalk pastels, the sketch sat, admired not for its looks, but the shiny golden plaque that was nailed beside it. The plaque read, “Edgar Degas- French 1834-1917.”
As an artist myself, I’m often surprised and perturbed when crude sketches are shown in museums; the technique is quickened, the strokes are messy, and the effect is for study and not presentation. Many artists, Degas included, would be horrified to find their garish, preliminary drawings shown to the public. These doodles were meant to be a personal diary; when they are hung in a dark black box, so much can be misunderstood. After seeing the piece, I asked the curator why they’d hung it; it felt so wrong among the other pieces that were modern and complete. With an honest shrug she said, “If you have a Degas, you hang it.”
It became clear that it didn’t matter how the painting looked; it was by a famous artist and was therefore worth more than the greatest piece a high school student, like me, could ever produce. The value of paintings comes not from the quality, but the fame of the artists themselves. From this truth comes the hierarchy of the art world: the dead and famous, the advertisers, the start-ups, and the dreamers.
The dead and famous, like Degas, sell paintings in the millions. It’s not because of beauty or technique, but the signature at the bottom right of the canvas. The most expensive painting ever sold is Jackson Pollock’s No.5, 1948, which was bought for 140 million dollars. It’s the classic brown and yellow dribbles of paint that characterize most of Pollock’s work, and its worth is highly controversial. The piece is made from house paint and fiberboard, two very inexpensive materials; the paint is flicked over the work which requires no talent but a twitch of the wrist. The price doesn’t come from technique or material, but the name Pollock. He has been established in the art world so every scrap that he has ever painted and dribbled on has worth.
While the artists who are pushing up daisies live on in their past glory, people today are still trying to make a living with art and succeeding. It’s the Andy Warhols and Jeff Koons of the world who have adopted the artistic trends of the twenty-first century; the trends being commercialized art and marketing. An example of this is the Japanese artist Takashi Murakami; he had a gallery exhibition at the Brooklyn Museum in 2008, and in the last galleria was a Louis Vuitton store decked with the purses Murakami designed. The artists of today are radically different than the artists of old because they have a sole monetary purpose. They make what will sell rather than an expression of themselves; some of these commercial artists are called ‘sell outs’ and ‘corrupted by business’ because they are slaves to making a profit.
Then again, all artists are chained to the sad fact that the artistic life is expensive. Paint and canvas are far from cheap, which is unfortunate because start-ups are traditionally broke. It takes some begging and pleading to get your name onto any art scene regardless of talent; this is mainly due to the immense number of artists and galleries per city. In Chelsea, at the base of Manhattan, there are more than three-hundred galleries, all of them fighting to stay alive. This many artists in such close proximity create a pandemic of market value over artistic quality. The young start-ups are desperate to make a living, and staying true to one’s original expression is nearly impossible. An art teacher once told me, “You either make stuff you love, or you make stuff you hate but are able to sell,” and that is a conflict which has been eating at the minds of artists long before Pollock and Degas.
Even in the harsh lights of school art rooms, the dreamers and amateur artists are often not driven by their own expressive capability, but their capability to get an ‘A’. Rather than doing what we feel is artistically acceptable, we will bend to the teacher’s aesthetic. It’s difficult to stand by one’s own artistic voice; I become attached to my projects and it hurts when my pride and joy is criticized. Often, I question my talent and wonder if my piece, the work of a high school student, is worth anything at all; I’m not dead or famous, so I have no reason to think that my imagination could come up with a respectable piece of art. Yet, it is still important for me and other dreamers to rest on our own intuition because anything other than our selves is contrived and false.
This raises the question, what is art without personal expression? What we fail to realize in this day in age is that Pollock was an original because he followed his own intuition. The value of his work comes from a name, but a name that is unwavering in what it stands for. The men and women who are millionaires in their graves became so because they painted from the soul rather than the wallet; this is why Warhol and Murakami will never be worth 140 million dollars. It doesn’t matter that Degas’ sketch made the woman out to be a ghoul or that it was aged and torn; what matters is that he didn’t let other people effect the story, subject, and emotion he wanted to convey. Art is self expression; without that it’s just paint on a canvas.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

I WONDER...ABOUT ART ART ART AND OTHER THINGS THAT ARE SIMILAR

In this moment. Right now. I'm reading Steve Martin's new book An Object of Beauty. I'm quite in love with it- the canvas cover and shiny letters...the extra short chapters that make me, the reader, feel very accomplished at the end of three paragraphs...the brilliant descriptions of art, the pictures in between the written lines, and oh yes- Steve's voice narrating the book in my head.
Back in the olden days when I was not alive, but my parents were traveling in New York (maybe 1985?) they saw Mr. Martin at The Russian Tea Room. Apparently, he grimaced at their stares and all agreed that they wouldn't bother him during his (presumably family) meal.
I keep thinking what I would do if I met Mr. Martin. I'd have his book, which is also my book; my name is written in the front flap. I would have his book in my purse, where I keep those sort of important things. I think I would be shy. Painfully shy. I'd wish that he would just read my mind and offer to sign it for me without my having to start the conversation. After signing it I would like if he'd walk away immediately- avoiding my awkward praise.
In place of this not-so-likely occurrence, I'm going to write how much I enjoy Mr. Martin right now - maybe (like my friend Emily, who was sent a poem back from her admiree) I will receive a thank you note in return? One can dream, right?

Dear Mr. Martin,
I like your book.
♥♥♥ Zoe

What do you think? I wrote a really long one, but it sounded sappy so I took all of that out and was left with this. It seems a little barren without the fan girl jabber, but it's clean. Simple. I think I'll leave it like that- yeah, I will. Hmmm...maybe I'll just do one heart rather than three. No- I've already decided to leave it. Done. Finished.
Okay- everybody go check out Emily's Christmas present poem- Mr. Martin, I'm expecting a response of a similar caliber. ;)- That's a wink face to let you know I'm kidding.