Sunday, February 27, 2011

YOU MIGHT CONSIDER...THE ANCIENT FIGURES OF VENUS AND FERTILITY MISINTERPRETED ANIMAL BRAINS

In the past week I have done some studying up on ancient art work. It was mainly spurred by an earlier post; a TED talk about the origins of beauty which sounded really weired and suggested that all humans love tear drop shapes...but out of that logic chaos I have found a new area of interest- prehistoric art. Specifically, I've been enamored with Venus Figurines; a group of depictions of the female body that are estimated to have been made around 20,000-40,000 B.C.E. These figures have enlarged secondary sexual characteristics like breasts, thighs, and hips, but usually small and undefined heads if any head at all. The sculptures are found all across Europe. The oldest known Venus was found in Germany and one of the newer ones in France, but the status are found as far east as Siberia. The Venus' are made out of a variety of materials including ceramic, mammoth ivory, serpentine rock, limestone, and black jet. Supposedly, they represent fertility and mother figures; it's been suggested that some of the figurines are pregnant mothers.
My fascination comes from how exaggerated the sculptures are compared to the real female frame; the changes that beauty takes over the years are bizarre and trivial, so it's interesting to see a completely different take on the ideal woman. Also, it's incredible that humans had the capability to create abstract images that many years ago. Abstraction is a higher level function of the mind and I think that it's incredible that unrealistic figures were made during such a primitive period in human ancestry.
Even more impressive, is the fact that they had the time to make art. We usually relate art to periods of enlightened civilization, so it's interesting that even when only small communities had formed, humans still had the time and appreciation for art.
On a side note, it's been suggested that the figures are not women at all, but instead sculptures of animal brains. At the bottom of this site you can see the comparison, or you can read more about the Venus figurines. VENUS.
It's funny how everything I do somehow relates to the brain even when I don't know it!
OH! Next month I'm going to try out Tumbler. Here is a link to my account- UTOPIA MATTER TUMBLER- see you next month.

YOU MIGHT CONSIDER...THE NOT SO SILENT SOUND OF SILENCE

Brownian motion was discovered by Robert Brown when he showed the jostling of atoms within a glass of water by watching a pollen grain be bumped around the glass by the moving particles. Studies who do this experiment make these very pretty charts of the movement of the particles that look like sporadic lines drawn by an eight year old.
I wanted to mention Brownian motion so that I could mention this amazing fact that I recently read about. Apparently we have the ability to hear the jostling of atoms, according to this excerpt from Jonah Lehrer's book, Proust was a Neuroscientist.
" The cochlea is quilted with 16,000 of the neurons. In a noisy world, they are ceaselessly being bent. The air is filled with vibrations, and every vibration reverberates inside the echo chamber of the ear. Hair cells [in the cochlea] are sensitive to sounds of atomic dimensions, we can literally hear Brownian motion, the random jostle of atoms."

Saturday, February 26, 2011

YOU MIGHT CONSIDER...A LITTLE MEASUREMENT TO GO A LONG WAY

1) Thinking about scholastic awards and reading books about the art world has had me thinking seriously about the coolness of modern art.
2) I saw a picture the other day that said Modern Art = I Could Do That + Yeah, But You Didn't.
3) Chuck Close once said that "Inspiration is for armatures" and I responded "You draw from a picture- how clear to you need inspiration to be when, every day, it's staring you in the face."
4) The other day I realised why there are so many nude women in art. Men buy it.
5) The most impressive thing about modern art is having the guts to put your name on it.
6) Art hurts.
7) Sometimes art isn't supposed to make sense. Sometimes you just have to swallow without tasting.
8) "Over time, Art becomes a religion you can't get out of."
9) "Art and words are polar opposites. They are never to be joined and never to be appreciated together. One will always ruin the other."
10) Whoops-


Sunday, February 20, 2011

YOU MIGHT CONSIDER...ME A NIGHTTIME PERSON

Mornings and days are very bad times for me. It's light and distracting outside and my brain isn't slightly fuzzy with the idea of sleep and the constant reminder of the clock as it ticks down to bedtime. I score nearly perfect on my practice SATs at night, but don't do so hot in the afternoon or morning. I'm pragmatic during the day and a dreamer at night. For example, I just had the greatest idea for an art project involving a photo that I took in New York. I just e-mailed a person at The Moth to try and start a storytelling night live without notes in my area. I've been thinking about how cool it would be to lead a book club with some of my classmates, and even written a detailed list of the first fifteen books we would read. It needs to be nighttime all the time for Ms. Zoe, or I wouldn't get anything done! I'm also about to start up a tumbler- sorry blogger, it's the hip new thing. It's not up yet, but I'll probably relocate my posts next month. I'm off to continue my nighttime high, goodnight!

YOU MIGHT CONSIDER...THIS POST TO BE SOMEWHAT OF A BALLAD

In HOTA (History of the Americas) we are currently studying the Civil War. Our project for the unit was to create a visual representation of one of the battles, and my friend Emily (who is one of the creators of Citron et Pamplemouse) and I created not only a unique visual but a song as well. The subject is the Seven Days Battle and our project was titled the Seven Days Ballad! You can watch the video below. I recommend noticing that the soldiers moving around on the board tend to do summer-salts, and this was not intentional but is a largely comical. Oh- and my cat meowing in the background; her name is Bijoux and she is loud.

The coolest part of this whole Ballad is that a blogger named Kevin Levin (which is a wonderful rhyming name) blogged about our project! That's really cool- and we already have over one hundred views! So dear friends, go watch our video! Here's the link to Kevin Levin's website- Civil War Memory.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

YOU MIGHT CONSIDER...THIS TO BE A GREAT SUCCESS

So...I won another scholastic award; it's a regional gold key for a piece that I did in art one of Notre Dame. I'm very proud of this and very excited that it gets to go to New York and be considered for a national award (I won a silver last year). The piece is made out of oil pastels and is of a picture that I took in seventh grade when I was taking a roof top tour of Notre Dame. I'm very honored to win the award because so many amazing artists have received gold keys. Here's a picture of my piece that I posted on Deviant art.
I'm especially honored to win the award that so many other amazing artists have won in the past; here's the extremely long short list: Andy Warhol, John Lithgow, Sylvia Plath, Truman Capote, Zac Posen, Joyce Carol Oates, Tom Otterness, Philip Pearlstein, Thane Rosenbaum, Ned Vizzini, Carolyn Forche, Arnold Hurley, Richard Avedon, Robert Redford, and Mel Bochner.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

YOU MIGHT CONSIDER...LOVING UNDER THE GINGERY ARC OF RED HAIR

There is nothing to say except that this is very funny and you should watch it if you would like to learn any of the following: the marriage rituals of the British crown, about bobby socksers, the Queen's bosom, Prince Charles's chalky bones, the marriage of Jai Pour, an aura of Celtic charm, the true methods of acting, filthy ether, how to buy hats, and The Tempest.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

YOU MIGHT CONSIDER...JUSTICE A WORLD WIDE DISORDER

It's time for another movie review, and to be honest I was so bored by the film that half way threw that I skipped to the end. Yet, do not let this deter you from the first fifty minutes of pure, raw, unadulterated, girl power that sets in when you watch this film. What film? Oh, I haven't told you? It's The Runaways; that movie you vowed to never see because it has Kirsten Stewart in it. She was a pretty good Joan Jett I must say, but Dakota Fanning was and incredible Cherry.
Now back to the film parts that I didn't like...the plot goes something like outcasts form band, band manager is weird and only focused on money, band becomes awesome, they do drugs, they get addicted to drugs, almost die, get jealous of the lead singer, break up, and one goes on to anonymity while the other becomes THE Joan Jett. That's it; the reason that I'm posting now is because I absolutely adore the songs....a bit guiltily I might add. They're lyrics are just as cliche as the movies writing, but they're so catchy. Every time I hear Cherry Bomb I want to just flat out dance, and when I hear Dead End Justice I want to break something.
This movie really showed me that I idolize crazy people, and when I say crazy people I mean the people who are fearless and don't care about anything but being awesome. I think that this must stem from my innate ability to follow rules in utter, begrudged silence. I want to be the exact opposite of what I am and it's a really pressing problem that I don't have the guts to jump out on a limb and go crazy for once.
I guess I'll just have to settle for The Runaways and Fight Club to satisfy my need for rebellion.
Here are links to the songs from the movie, which I personally prefer over the originals. I know, blasphemy! It's not my fault recording quality sucked in the seventies! CHERRY BOMB; DEAD END JUSTICE

Saturday, February 5, 2011

YOU MIGHT CONSIDER...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE WERE BIRDS IN PAPUA NEW GUINEA

So lets just think for a moment about how strange it is that we live in a monogamous society. Very few other mammals practice the sacred 'life long' bond that humans do, but I suppose we're lucky- even in the best of situations jealousy is a very apparent problem when love is involved.
This started me thinking about how the world would be different if we mated like another species of animal; rather than online dating and singles bars, we mated like the birds of paradise in Papua New Guinea. This is a little video of their mating ritual.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

YOU MIGHT CONSIDER...THE INSTITUTION OF COFFEE AS A BREEDING GROUND FOR NEW IDEAS

Years after the instillation of the coffee house, their uproar has continued to extend over multiple generations. The allure of their dimly lit, cramped rooms that smell bitterly of ground beans draws us into their jazz infused allure. The tap of computer keys and hollow clunk of cup bases landing on their respectful napkins and the casual request for a type of beverage in an obscure language are all the music needed to complete the warm atmosphere. Casually people stroll in and begin to unfurl their woolen cocoon of winter coats and knit gloves; people talk feverously while shaking news papers and twiddling company pens between their fingers.
Is this the hubbub of the twenty first century culture? Do the inter-workings of coffee houses ultimately reflect the state of society? This was a widely excepted belief during the ages of enlightenment and modernism; in times of an abstract turmoil between the ideas of the old and the ideas of the new. What conflicts do we have today that rage between the great minds that conspire within our local Starbucks? Is it about war-or literature-or is it simply light hearted gossip?
Call me a romantic, but I enjoy the idea of reverting back to the ideas of the old institutions; let it be so again that the comforting aromas and welcoming atmosphere of the coffee house can be “the most important...institution” (T.B. Macaulay). I daydream of parisian salons where primly dressed philosophers eat scones and balance porcelain saucers upon their knees.
In an attempt to recreate the dream within my head, I’ve proposed with a couple friends the beginning of a book club. It’s a way to take a group of people and make them talk about things that are interesting and not concerned with the politically correct boundaries within the walls of a school. I’m particularly excited to choose the literature and the discussion that will undoubtedly ensue. I suppose I like a good conversation the way that I like my blog; it lets me express myself clearly and accurately and obtain feedback from my dear friends.
So I leave you with this question- what is the most wonderful, thought provoking, and inspiring book that you have ever read? Think about it, then comment.
Oh, and is the coffee house a beneficial place for transaction because everyone is holding a warm beverage that is effecting their perception of the personalities around them, which leads to a better and more engaging discussion? You can just ponder that I suppose.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

I WONDER...IF YOU WOULD LOVE ME MORE IN SICILY THAN OSLO

There’s a very popular idea floating around the psychology community that temperature effects perception; it’s the idea that physically being warm could make you mentally perceive that someone else has a warm personality.
This has been tested in a variety of different scenarios. Some participants were casually asked to hold a hot coffee or iced coffee, while the tester retrieved the survey from his brief case. Others were confronted with a warm or cold room where they filled out forms and a few shook hands with cold handed and warm handed strangers. As far as reporting goes, in magazines and blogs, all of the tests seem to be conclusive. Of course, the studies that didn’t find the same results probably wouldn’t be a very interesting read and no one would hear about them. Personally, I’m a little skeptical; but it doesn’t help that I performed the test my self with very dull results.
The idea, though, is fascinating. How words in languages that are used to describe temperature are also used to describe people’s personalities; they are these very tangible words that are used to describe abstract things. I’m especially curious of how many different languages use this type of concrete to abstract communication, but I have no idea how to find that out.
I’m also curious how significant the difference is. Say you’re doing a business transaction in Cancun rather than Sweden. Would the one in the warm country go more smoothly with better communication and results? Do honey moons in cold locations stir more conflict in the relationship than those in a warm location? How far does the knowledge reach into real world applications?
I don’t have an answer- it was a rhetorical question.

I WONDER...ABOUT MY ABILITY TO USE LEGOS TO RULE THE WORLD

Really, I would like to rule the world with a team of Lego nukes, but sadly they would just be empty plastic missiles. Because of this sad fact, my ingenious take over will have to be performed via other methods. Yet with an unlimited supply of Lego's that litter the attics of every child's home in America, something useful needs to be built out of these bad boys.
This sounds like a huge task, but fear not future minions; Lego has a fantastic downloadable builder so you can make all of your Lego dreams come true! LEGO CREATOR
Legos have other uses besides world take over; one of the uses could be art. Take this Lego obsessed man, Nathan Sawaya. "He left his lawyer job in NY to become a master Lego builder. Sawaya now has a studio in the big Apple with over 1.5 million Lego bricks which he uses to create jaw dropping structures..." Check out this master Lego sculptor and his marvelous creations (I'm commissioning him to make my future thrown)

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

I WONDER...ABOUT LOVING COLLECTION OF NEUROTRANSMITTERS

What is love? The butterflies and tachycardia that cause us to feel nauseous and head over heals for some cute boy (or girl), what is that? Of course, I’m talking about this from a neurological perspective. What chemicals are being released that cause humans to want to be with someone else, and even marry them with plans for the long haul.
Don’t worry, readers, for I have the answer! It’s these pretty little chemicals called neurotransmitters that are transferred threw neurons in the brain and affect the rest of the body.
The first neurotransmitter, which causes the immediate crush among other behaviors like addiction, reward, and regret, is called Dopamine. It’s the chemical that makes you feel good in your brain, and when you see your crush, dopamine is secreted. Dopamine is the feeling of euphoria and pleasure; the reason for over heated love poetry and cheesy pop songs. Dopamine is very similar to the rush after taking a large volume of cocaine- it is literally the love drug.
Next is norepinephrine. After dopamine triggers the happy center, norepinephrine is the true passion. It is secreted so that you can focus on that special person. It’s what causes your heart to race, the butterflies in your stomach, and the physical aspects of attraction.
Yet, the sad fact is that dopamine and norepinephrine can not be continually secreted safely. There have been studies that induced constant flows of dopamine in rats, which gave them a constant euphoric high. So euphoric, in fact, that they forgot to eat or drink and died of dehydration half a foot away from their water bottles. So the first two chemicals can’t provide a lasting relationship, but the feeling of content that comes after knowing someone for a long time is caused by oxytocin.
This combination of these three neurotransmitters creates love. Dopamine, norepinephrine, and oxytocin- isn’t it romantic?

PS- the pictures are of photomicrographs of the neurotransmitters

Sunday, January 23, 2011

I WONDER...WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO LIVE IN A CARTOON VERSION OF MY LIFE

I'm sorry dear readers that I'm doing two video posts in a row, but I couldn't resist the temptation of posting this. I can't wait to see this movie; I'm a sucker for whimsical animation :)

Saturday, January 22, 2011

I WONDER...ABOUT THE LIFE OF A CYBORG



I think the main reason that I like this video so much, is because people make a big deal about how technology is ruining us; how it's ruining or bodies, our brains, our lives. First, their is no possibility that technology is ruining our lives. No one MUST use a cell phone, Facebook, or any kind of technology. We decide the technology we use and if we will let it ruin us, and that is what this charming woman is warning us of.
Secondly, technology isn't ruining our brains, it's changing them. With the great influx of information we are smarter now than we have ever been before, and this is why our connectedness to society is a wonderful thing. We are not limited to the number of books we have in our homes or local libraries; we are not limited to local news; we have options and possibilities, so our only opponent for knowing more is time.
We're different now, but we are not worse than our ancestors- with technology, we are better.

Monday, January 17, 2011

I WONDER...ABOUT THE CHUBBY MAN AT THE END OF THE RUNWAY

It is true that sometimes the artist is more of a masterpiece than their art. That their personality shines brighter than the canvas, pages, fabric and whatnot. I can think of a couple off the bat- Any Warhol, Mark Twain, and who I'd like to focus on- Alber Elbaz. Alber is the head designer at the house of Lanvin (pronounced Lawn-van) and the teddy bear of the fashion world. He is just like a teddy bear, except that when you squeeze him he doesn't say I love you, but instead sprouts little beautiful nothings like, “If it’s not edible, it’s not food. If it’s not wearable, it’s not fashion.” Or how about the classic, "Men are beautiful and women are strong?" He also comes in a suit, philosopher glasses, and a giant yellow bow tie! Buy one now on amazon.com. Not really, but a girl can dream. Here's a video of Alber rolling out his teachings to The New York Times.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

I WONDER...ABOUT QUOTING AND "QUOTING" WHILE LOUNGING AND "LOUNGING"

A reoccurring question that has flitted throughout my adolescence has been the origin of the ability to make true and absolute claims. The, what has seemed to me, allusive capability to take things that are abstract, unintelligible and make them concrete; for example, while I was scanning a book at the library I came across a quote on love, an abstraction that many people have tried countless times to put into a box and label. The quote read, “The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.” To this quote I nodded and read on thinking of how beautifully the comparison was made. Beside the quote lay another, which was shorter yet equally valued in the same text, “Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.” In comparison, this quote was silly. It was false in my eyes compared to the undoubted truth in the previous line. Why was this? Both stated about love something that I could not prove, for love is abstract and personal; if I could not prove it, I reasoned, how could Carl Jung or Charles M. Schulz, creators of the two quotes, have any expertise over one another on this same area?
The idea of expertise began to grow into a fascination. Who are these people making outlandish claims about the world when they themselves have as much factual evidence on love and creativity and being and self as I do? Are they older? Are they more educated? And more importantly, do I have the capability to make these wild and un-factual claims as well?
The end question is especially important because I had hit the time in my life where I should be able to start putting things together; my goal in life is X and I will do it by perusing Y and I will live with Z in my heart. What would the rest of my life be defined by? What word, what quote, would sum me up in a pretty little equation?
The sad thing is that we are too complex for pretty little equations that Einstein pulls from his hair; and life is too abstract to pin down in one hundred and forty characters or less. The truth is no truth; but how can we live with that? How can we live without a definition?
We can’t: that’s the simple answer. We need a word, a phrase, anything to guide us that seems greater than ourselves. We are bound by the words and transfixed by their meaning. We hear them, we swallow them, and then regurgitate them when needed all over the web and texts and books and yoga classrooms and school walls. It’s the sad replacement for a lack of an answer to a large and grandiose question, but it’s all we’ve really got. So I’ll leave you with another inspiring quote to fill the blank space where your love for quotes used to be: “I pick my favorite quotations and store them in my mind as ready amour, offensive or defensive, amid the struggle of this turbulent existence.”- Robert Burns

Saturday, January 8, 2011

I WONDER...ABOUT LITTLE CEE-TEES, MANY LITTLE CEE-TEES

I've always loved Björk because she is a genius, and I mean genius the way the ancients used it. As little house elves that lived in artists' walls and when an artist was working on a painting they would run up and rub their fairy juice on it and make it a good painting. She is one of these geniuses that has come out of peoples walls and onto your TV to tell you about how to not be lied to by poets by reading danish books. I know that doesn't make any sense- I'm trying to get you to watch this video!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

I WONDER...ABOUT THE VALUE OF EXPRESSION AND CHEESY TITLES

THE VALUE OF EXPRESSION- this is an A+ paper. It deserves your worship. ;)- this is another wink to let you know I'm kidding- you should worship the writer. (notice the lack of winky face)

Rocking back and forth on my feet I looked into the dark black box that housed a vibrant, messy sketch, illuminated by yellow lights and camera flashes. Its brown paper was dismally unprofessional, cut near the middle and taped together with poor accuracy. The soft shapes of a woman’s body were etched into the paper with the harshest of black lines; its width putting a dark halo around her figure. A towel was twirled on top of her head and a bath tub sat in the bottom right corner as a block of grey dust. Inside the protective box, where no harsh light could fade toxic chalk pastels, the sketch sat, admired not for its looks, but the shiny golden plaque that was nailed beside it. The plaque read, “Edgar Degas- French 1834-1917.”
As an artist myself, I’m often surprised and perturbed when crude sketches are shown in museums; the technique is quickened, the strokes are messy, and the effect is for study and not presentation. Many artists, Degas included, would be horrified to find their garish, preliminary drawings shown to the public. These doodles were meant to be a personal diary; when they are hung in a dark black box, so much can be misunderstood. After seeing the piece, I asked the curator why they’d hung it; it felt so wrong among the other pieces that were modern and complete. With an honest shrug she said, “If you have a Degas, you hang it.”
It became clear that it didn’t matter how the painting looked; it was by a famous artist and was therefore worth more than the greatest piece a high school student, like me, could ever produce. The value of paintings comes not from the quality, but the fame of the artists themselves. From this truth comes the hierarchy of the art world: the dead and famous, the advertisers, the start-ups, and the dreamers.
The dead and famous, like Degas, sell paintings in the millions. It’s not because of beauty or technique, but the signature at the bottom right of the canvas. The most expensive painting ever sold is Jackson Pollock’s No.5, 1948, which was bought for 140 million dollars. It’s the classic brown and yellow dribbles of paint that characterize most of Pollock’s work, and its worth is highly controversial. The piece is made from house paint and fiberboard, two very inexpensive materials; the paint is flicked over the work which requires no talent but a twitch of the wrist. The price doesn’t come from technique or material, but the name Pollock. He has been established in the art world so every scrap that he has ever painted and dribbled on has worth.
While the artists who are pushing up daisies live on in their past glory, people today are still trying to make a living with art and succeeding. It’s the Andy Warhols and Jeff Koons of the world who have adopted the artistic trends of the twenty-first century; the trends being commercialized art and marketing. An example of this is the Japanese artist Takashi Murakami; he had a gallery exhibition at the Brooklyn Museum in 2008, and in the last galleria was a Louis Vuitton store decked with the purses Murakami designed. The artists of today are radically different than the artists of old because they have a sole monetary purpose. They make what will sell rather than an expression of themselves; some of these commercial artists are called ‘sell outs’ and ‘corrupted by business’ because they are slaves to making a profit.
Then again, all artists are chained to the sad fact that the artistic life is expensive. Paint and canvas are far from cheap, which is unfortunate because start-ups are traditionally broke. It takes some begging and pleading to get your name onto any art scene regardless of talent; this is mainly due to the immense number of artists and galleries per city. In Chelsea, at the base of Manhattan, there are more than three-hundred galleries, all of them fighting to stay alive. This many artists in such close proximity create a pandemic of market value over artistic quality. The young start-ups are desperate to make a living, and staying true to one’s original expression is nearly impossible. An art teacher once told me, “You either make stuff you love, or you make stuff you hate but are able to sell,” and that is a conflict which has been eating at the minds of artists long before Pollock and Degas.
Even in the harsh lights of school art rooms, the dreamers and amateur artists are often not driven by their own expressive capability, but their capability to get an ‘A’. Rather than doing what we feel is artistically acceptable, we will bend to the teacher’s aesthetic. It’s difficult to stand by one’s own artistic voice; I become attached to my projects and it hurts when my pride and joy is criticized. Often, I question my talent and wonder if my piece, the work of a high school student, is worth anything at all; I’m not dead or famous, so I have no reason to think that my imagination could come up with a respectable piece of art. Yet, it is still important for me and other dreamers to rest on our own intuition because anything other than our selves is contrived and false.
This raises the question, what is art without personal expression? What we fail to realize in this day in age is that Pollock was an original because he followed his own intuition. The value of his work comes from a name, but a name that is unwavering in what it stands for. The men and women who are millionaires in their graves became so because they painted from the soul rather than the wallet; this is why Warhol and Murakami will never be worth 140 million dollars. It doesn’t matter that Degas’ sketch made the woman out to be a ghoul or that it was aged and torn; what matters is that he didn’t let other people effect the story, subject, and emotion he wanted to convey. Art is self expression; without that it’s just paint on a canvas.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

I WONDER...ABOUT ART ART ART AND OTHER THINGS THAT ARE SIMILAR

In this moment. Right now. I'm reading Steve Martin's new book An Object of Beauty. I'm quite in love with it- the canvas cover and shiny letters...the extra short chapters that make me, the reader, feel very accomplished at the end of three paragraphs...the brilliant descriptions of art, the pictures in between the written lines, and oh yes- Steve's voice narrating the book in my head.
Back in the olden days when I was not alive, but my parents were traveling in New York (maybe 1985?) they saw Mr. Martin at The Russian Tea Room. Apparently, he grimaced at their stares and all agreed that they wouldn't bother him during his (presumably family) meal.
I keep thinking what I would do if I met Mr. Martin. I'd have his book, which is also my book; my name is written in the front flap. I would have his book in my purse, where I keep those sort of important things. I think I would be shy. Painfully shy. I'd wish that he would just read my mind and offer to sign it for me without my having to start the conversation. After signing it I would like if he'd walk away immediately- avoiding my awkward praise.
In place of this not-so-likely occurrence, I'm going to write how much I enjoy Mr. Martin right now - maybe (like my friend Emily, who was sent a poem back from her admiree) I will receive a thank you note in return? One can dream, right?

Dear Mr. Martin,
I like your book.
♥♥♥ Zoe

What do you think? I wrote a really long one, but it sounded sappy so I took all of that out and was left with this. It seems a little barren without the fan girl jabber, but it's clean. Simple. I think I'll leave it like that- yeah, I will. Hmmm...maybe I'll just do one heart rather than three. No- I've already decided to leave it. Done. Finished.
Okay- everybody go check out Emily's Christmas present poem- Mr. Martin, I'm expecting a response of a similar caliber. ;)- That's a wink face to let you know I'm kidding.