Rock Paper Scissors is the greatest game ever. Period. It's a way to pass time, conquer enemies, defeat friends, and solve conflict. The world would be a more interesting place if the presidential election was decided by a best out of three RPS match. Wars fought with RPS...sometimes they'd throw in random shit like Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock. That's my personal favorite, but I'm just a Spock fan in general. If you don't know how to play just watch the classic Big Bang Theory episode!
Paper disproves Spock! I really want to meet Spock so he can tell me how unlikely that is in a very specific percentage.
The lovely Demetri Martin also has some RPS commentary on his Comedy Central Special: Person. Here's another video for you.
PAPER COVERS ROCK BITCH!
If you're thinking that RPS is a wussy game than you can upgrade to the RPS-101 version. Yes, there are 101 playing options. Not all of them make sense, which sort of upsets me. How does Beer beat death? The grim reaper isn't going to spare you for a bud light. Rainbow destroys Nuke. It'd be great if this was possible, but I'm afraid that a mushroom cloud would block the rainbow. Dragon beats school. This is totally possible.
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